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Posted by TaKinitin of Ar on June 05, 19100 at 06:23:14:

"Good evening, ladies", Tarl Sherlock said as he passed three women eating bananas on a park bench.

"Do you know them?" Kazrak Watson asked. "No", Holmes replied, "I've never met the Panther, the pleasure slave or the freecompanion we just passed."

"Good Lord, Holmes, how in the world did you know all that?"

"Elementary, my dear Kaz. The panther ate the banana by holding it one hand and using the fingers of the other hand to properly break the fruit into small pieces."

"The pleasure slave", he continued, "grabbed with both hands and crammed the whole thing into her mouth."

"Amazing!" Kazrak Watson exclaimed. "But how did you know the third was a freecompanion?"

"Because she held it with one hand and pushed her head toward it with the other."

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