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A joke for all to see, and for those I promised it to...

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Posted by Rollo~the~Ax on May 26, 19100 at 06:06:33:

In days of old, when many wars were going on..... The Ubar of a small city decided that for the long period of time that He would be gone fighting, He needed protection and peace of mind, about the young Ubara’s faithfulness....... So, off to the local chastity belt makers shop He went..... Entering the shop the Ubar told the Owner...... “ I am going off to war.... and so, I want your BEST....chastity belt...... one that will not fail ...... one that I can be SURE will keep ANY other man from taking that which is Mine, while I am gone........” ... The belt maker went and took a rather plain looking belt down from the shelf, and handed it to the Ubar.....” THIS is my most special chastity belt, my Ubar..... I am sure that this is the one You will want to use..........”’ Looking the belt over... seeing that it was made well enough..... the Ubar then noticed, that right where it would make the chastity belt worthless, there has a rather large hole...... Throwing the belt back to the belt maker, the Ubar bellowed “ What is the meaning of this ?????” “ With this hole, the belt is no good..” ... The belt maker then held up a hand, and said “ Wait, my Ubar.... watch and see what the reason for the hole is....” So saying, the belt maker went to where his lunch sat on the counter, and taking the sul that his kajira had put in for him to eat, he put the sul through the hole, and suddenly ... a concealed blade chopped down all the way through the sul cutting it off at the entrance to the belt..... Beaming with pride the belt maker showed the Ubar..... “ You see, My Ubar .... this belt will not only keep others from using that which is Yours.... but will tell You just who has been trying to do so behind your back.....” “ Outstanding “, said the Ubar... tossing the belt maker a money bag heavy with coins..... Picking up the belt and lock to close it, the Ubar went back to the Central Cylinder, and proceeded to lock it onto the young Ubara..... He then called the Cylinder guards to muster in the court yard, and told them He was leaving for the War, and He entrusted the protection of the Cylinder and his Ubara to them, and that He was sure that they were the best, most trusted soldiers in all of His City... Then rode out the gate, and off to battle........
Much later, after the battles were done, the Ubar rode back through the gate.....and after dusting Himself off, once more called the guards to muster.... After they were lined up in inspection order, He went to the first man in line, and commanded him to * lift his tunic..... when the guard did so, it was plain for all to see, that instead of having his full sized *manhood *.... he had only a short stub remaining....... Seeing this, the Ubar became enraged and ordered the executioner to cut off the mans big head also........ Moving to the next man in line, the Ubar ordered him to lift his tunic also...... faced with the same results... the man having only the tiny stub of a removed manhood remaining, the Ubar once again calls for the executioner.... and had the man’s remaining head removed...... The same thing happens over and over ....again, again, and again....... until the Ubar reaches the last guard .... standing before this last man, the Ubar says....” Well..... lets get this over... every other guard has proven that he could not be trusted.... lets see you..... Lift your tunic...... When the guard lifts his tunic, the Ubar was shocked to see that the man had his full manhood.... intact ...... Telling the man to pull his tunic down, the Ubar looked at him, and placed a hand on the man’s shoulder....... saying ..... “” My good man...... you have renewed My faith in mankind..... You ALONE of all My Cylinder guards have stayed true to your duty.... and not betrayed Me...... Tell Me... what can I do to reward you ???? what is it that you would like ??? Name your own reward, and if it is within My power, it is yours !!!!!!!! “ The guard looked up to the Ubar, as he finished pulling his tunic down, and after a few moments opened his mouth, and said ......” Aahh, aaahhhh , aackk ahhhhh AAHHHhhh .... ahhahhhh uuuhhhh ahh uuuhhhggg “ ...........




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